Tomorrow, Donald Trump will almost certainly lose the presidential election. Bigly. More than likely, he’ll take the GOP-controlled Senate down with him, and possibly the House too (fingers crossed!). Everyone who has worked to secure Democratic victories should be commended; it’s almost over, almost time for that final kick in order to cross the finish line in a strong position.
However, that is not the purpose of this diary. For all the seriousness of this campaign, Donald Trump remains a joke of a candidate, as does the party that allowed the conditions for his nomination to flourish. Starting tomorrow night and early Wednesday morning, he will forever be known as “former Republican presidential nominee...” Donald Trump. I invite you, in an effort to blow off some steam and bring a smile to the faces of our fellow Kossacks, to provide humorous material to fill in that ellipsis.
